Wednesday, September 1, 2010

World's Greatest Time Suck

The internet. Period. Hard stop. End of story.

Tuesday, June 29, 2010

Question Authority? And Responsibility.......and Accountability.



Is This Really A Surprise?

The over 5000 outstanding, dues paying, card carrying, members in good standing of the Chief Marketing Officer Council would appear to be saddled with way more responsibility than actual authority. A recent survey of members of the CMO Council has discovered that less than 20% have authority over their company's customer service and customer support functions, 55% have oversight over public relations, and 48% have oversight of customer communications.

Sounds like a job description re-write may be in order.

Monday, June 28, 2010

Anybody Wanna Make Another Bad Ad ???

http://www.seattlepi.com/virgin/239765_virgin08.html

Friday, April 30, 2010

Privacy Pirates


The New York Times has just reported that Informtaion Technology folks had no problem reconstructing exact social security numbers for eight percent of the U.S. population born between 1989 and 2003 by starting their calculation with birthdates and the city and state of birth. This involved five million reconstructed social security numbers.

Wednesday, April 14, 2010

I Hate Ads That Speak Cliche'



I'm NOT a big fan of those ads that are so unoriginal that they have to resort to tired old cliches'. They're NOT funny, NOT current, and very much NOT creative.

If you rely on cliche' to make your point --- chances are your point could be made better in another way. Work a little harder and figure it out.

Notice: I've avoided cliche' in this post like a snowball in a rainstorm.

nutty as a fruitcake
cut no ice
there are two sides to every question
"If wishes were horses than beggars could ride"
tear to shreds
It takes two to tango
see eye to eye
false alarm
sweep the series
youthful folly
clean as a whistle
in cold blood
see eye to eye
hanging fire
quick as lightning
unwritten law
short and sweet
pull my leg
of mice and men
go for the kill
cat's pajamas
a charmed life
turn the tables
quick as a wink
it would be a black day in hell
If it looks like a duck and sounds like a duck...
between you and me and bedpost

Monday, March 22, 2010

Checking In Please........


Crypto Acoustic Credential technology. Now this is pretty cool. At long last there's a cell phone application to help anyone who has a problem with keeping up with your card key at a hotel. Crypto Acoustic Credential technology uses a unique sound, which is transmitted to a guest’s cell phone upon check-in. You carry your key on your cell phone (something you'll likley never leave behind).

About time.